Puppies of peace! Xxx stop hating me! Xxxxx

Oh hai natalie!

Please turn up at my Hen Do!

Medusa

Fuck.

iamheimdall:

Whenever i talk to Joanne, all proper speech and pronunciation goes out the window and i sound like some kind of cockney beast. I have no idea why but her accent just brings mine out even more, i try so hard not to sound like that because i sound intimidating haha. I hate accents.

Steven says I do EXACTLY the same PMSL “Cockney Beast”’!!!!

3.15am

Steven comes in, phone on loud 4 msgs later, poos & pukes over the bathroom
& ive got work 2mo : (

If I get woken up!!!

Steven’s gone out to Marlow, although now ive been told he’s heading to Wycombe. If he wakes me up or pukes I WILL lay the smacketh down on his candy ass!!!!

Pretty sure this is Joanne’s angry face. XD